Youths Make a Split Decision

"I'd never seen it before," replied the younger of the two, in response to his choice of watching Kung Fu Panda. The other stated that Kung Fu Panda is a good movie, but, "The Incredibles is just better."
The elder of the two ran upstairs when he decided that he wanted to watch The Incredibles, and changed it to Kung Fu Panda during commercials, careful to not miss any of his choice movie.

He also decided to try to count the deaths to challenge the site that records deaths in movies, moviebodycounts.com, but did a poor job and can't say whether or not the site is accurate. He can testify, however, that  the number of deaths by cape, 6, counting Syndrome, is accurate. The site claims the number of deaths in the movie is 16.

Breaking News: Impossible Decision Faces Youths

Currently, two youths, full of thanksgiving dinner, face an impossible choice.

On FX, Kung Fu Panda is showing. On Disney channel, at the same time, The Incredibles is on.  Both are just beginning, and both are considered fantastic films by both youths.

More on the struggle as the story develops.

Students laugh at teacher's guarantee

On Monday, a Spanish teacher adamantly insisted that there would be school Tuesday, despite the snow that had begun to fall. "I guarantee that you will probably have school tomorrow," stated the teacher in front of her class. Her students began laughing that very night.

The school district declared a two hour delay that night for the next day, and later changed it to snow day. Wednesday has also been named a snow day.

A student of the teacher, when asked what he thought about the teacher's guarantee, said "I don't know; I think she was wrong."

Students will be enjoying this time off, laughing at the incessant stubborn claims of their teacher.

Fight Breaks out at Local Church

Two students of the Wired Youth ministry got into a physical fight after youth service tonight.

The two students are both members of the youth leadership program, and have been long time friends.

“It doesn’t make sense,” remarked one student, “they goof off together all the time.”

 According to witnesses, the fight broke out because of the two being at each other’s throats for the last week. It got physical when one punched the other in the face and then began to run away. He tripped over a chair, and then the other jumped on him swinging.

The man who broke up the fight commented that he thought they were just messing around, because the one who started it was laughing and smiling the whole time.

The fight was quickly suppressed, and the two were “taken care of,” by the youth pastor.

Short List of Baby Making/ Romantic songs

1. Anything by Barry White
2. Bump and Grind- R. Kelly
3. Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye
4. Between the Sheets- The Isley Bros
5. Electric Feel- MGMT
6. Turn Off the Lights- Teddy Pendergrass
7. Hot Mama- Trace Adkins
8. Cause I Love You- Lenny Williams
9. Simply Beautiful- Al Green
10. Walk On By- Isaac Hayes
11. P.S. I Love You- The Chef

Or, Songs I Don't Want to Hear in the Bathroom

Local Youth Wears Cardigan;

discovers they are "comfy."

A local teenager was seen at McDonald's wearing a cardigan and drinking a Coke. "They are very comfy," he said, "I just like wearing it."

The cardigan doesn't belong to him, he borrowed it from his best friend, who was seen wearing the youth's "Goreship" hooded sweater.

The youth said that he plans to wear the sweater tomorrow at his school.

Casey D said

"Boooooooo."

(about my I Heart Boobies post)