if i gave you 9 bucks would you waste an hour?

The last time I called in sick to work (not found someone to cover for me), was for a wedding. It was a longer shift; I think it might've been 8 hours. I felt kinda guilty, just skipping an entire shift like that. But the thought I kept having was, if someone offered me 72 dollars to just skip the wedding, there is no way I would do that. That's just ridiculous.