things kids say

kid1: are you ethan's dad?
me: no, i'm not.
kid1: why not?

kid2: why are you wearing a bracelt with buttons?
me: because my friend gave it to me.
kid2: whats her name?
me: Courtney.
kid2: i don't like that name.

kid3: i'm not a big kid yet, because i don't want to be.