The data, strenuously collected by a one man team, spending countless minutes searching out the Google results for the various phrases reveals that many people do not survive internet, animal, high school lunchroom, and skydiving accidents, when compared to the survival rate of car and airplane accidents.
The graph above shows the hits Google generates when the phrase "I survived an <X> accident" is typed into the search engine, the x variables being substituted into the phrase and the y axis representing the hits.
The results shows that while cars and airplanes are fairly safe, the internet, animals, the high school lunch room, and skydiving are all very dangerous.
"How many people do you know to survive an accident involving animals or a high school lunchroom?" asked the local man who recorded the data, "you are much safer driving a car or on an airplane. And don't get me started about those internet dangers."
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